WELL, it’s that time of year again when Spotlight sells out of those googly stick-on eyes and Bunnings does a roaring trade on zip ties. A helmet isn’t just a helmet anymore—it’s a canvas for all sorts of anti-magpie creativity.

Yes, magpie swooping season is upon us, and our feathery (not-so-friendly) friends are out in full force. 

Typically kicking off during their breeding season, which can run from August to October and sometimes as late as November, magpies swoop to protect their young and deter potential threats like dogs, cats, and, of course, us unsuspecting pedestrians and cyclists.

Magpies get especially cranky when their chicks have hatched, swooping anything that comes within about fifty meters of their nests. 

This swooping frenzy usually lasts for about six to eight weeks, from the time the eggs are laid until the fledglings leave the nest. 

Thankfully, by November, most of the pecking and flapping has settled down.

Interestingly, only about 10% of male magpies actually swoop at people. 

This could be due to past bad experiences, making them more likely to go after us if we wander too close. 

Personally, I’ve never knowingly offended a magpie, but I’ve had my fair share of run-ins and now, for the first time in my life, find myself squarely in that top 10%.

These territorial birds can live for 25 to 30 years and often stay in the same area their entire lives, meaning your local magpie might just be a lifelong neighbour. 

So, where are the most infamous magpies in Hervey Bay?.

‘The General’ on the Point Vernon Esplanade pathway is definitely up there.

Got any swooping stories or tips for surviving the season? 

Share your tales of magpie madness!